Today I walked the entire length of campus with a full bladder. Not fun. Naturally, once I got to the library, I basically made a bee line for the bathrooms, grabbing the middle stall out of the three.
Then I washed my hands and spent about five minutes fixing my hair (side braid = unproportionately high amount of daily adjustment). Assuming I was alone, I was chatting to myself under my breath. I think I was practicing my sweet pick-up lines or something.
Anyway, I'm standing there muttering away like a crazy person, when a small cough and the sound of a toilet paper roll comes from the corner stall.
It scared the bazeebees out of me, and I literally let out a small scream.
I then hightailed it out of there before the girl came out of the stall. I'm not sure which of us would be more embarrassed by that encounter.
BAHAHAHAHAHAA This is hilarious!
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